Lost in today

Apr 20

battorose:

I say potato, you also say potato.  We say potato in unison, surprised, laughing slightly, though we are a bit uncomfortable.  Potato, we repeat, slowly, erratically, but mirroring each other perfectly, but then louder and swifter, faster and faster, until we are screaming with almost authoritative, almost religious anger: POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO!!  Until sobbing, we sink to our knees, We whisper to each other in the vast emptiness, gently, our sobbing truths, potato, potato, as the tears run down our cheeks, we nod to each other, and move away.  Others must know.  Others must speak, and hear.

Buy Lay’s Chips.


womanistgamergirl:

Dude.
Denny’s is calling out Coachella.
Dude.
Dude.
Denny’s dude. Wow.

womanistgamergirl:

Dude.

Denny’s is calling out Coachella.

Dude.

Dude.

Denny’s dude. Wow.

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buzzfeed:

asgardreid:

boyfriendhook:

In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER

Did the Tyrells bring Starbucks to King’s Landing?

Jaime Lannister shows up 15 minutes late with Starbucks and a gold hand.

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fat-sweatpants-and-chocolate:

adventuresonpaper:

booktown:

adventuresonpaper:

booktown:

HOW DO PEOPLE READ WITH THE SLEEVE ON THE HARD COVER BOOK?! i JUST CAN’T

IDK I JUST FEEL WEIRD WHEN ITS NOT ON

I JUST FEEL SO MUCH MORE RELAXED WHEN THE BOOK’S NOT WEARING CLOTHES TO IMPRESS ME. JUST THE HARD BOOK IN MY HANDS

THIS JUST GOT SEXUAL REALLY QUICKLY 

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

tellthemwhoiwillbe:

While you wait for the waiter, 

in that moment

do you not become the waiter

this website goes from saying the sound a car makes is nyoom to deep philosophical questions so fast it gives me whiplash 

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ratedmirr:

She was preaching

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Apr 18

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

(via budgie-chan)


Anonymous asked: What's your major in college?

morosity:

stress


taylorswifthecreator:

dreadfulseahag:

party-wok:

braiker:

Are you fucking kidding me? Did we all just wake up in 1938?

Jaw on the fucking floor.

nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope

pro-putin folk are also antisemites u dont say

taylorswifthecreator:

dreadfulseahag:

party-wok:

braiker:

Are you fucking kidding me? Did we all just wake up in 1938?

Jaw on the fucking floor.

nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope

pro-putin folk are also antisemites u dont say

(via cat-politics)


two-winchesters-and-castiel:

thelaughingwholock:

thelitanyofdee:

I can’t…..Omg…I can’t.


The sarcasm is strong with this one.


Yeah, we have a gif for that.

two-winchesters-and-castiel:

thelaughingwholock:

thelitanyofdee:

I can’t…..Omg…I can’t.

image

The sarcasm is strong with this one.

Yeah, we have a gif for that.

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coelasquid:

This is how birds work.

coelasquid:

This is how birds work.

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Apr 17

lampsandtoasters:

kapooyah:

bellabracha:

what even IS american culture

it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value 

i don’t get it

image

this might just be the most accurate discription of america ever

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DO NOT SUPPORT JELLY BELLY THIS EASTER

waitingfordesire:

Jelly Belly Chairman donates $5000 to help turn back the rights of trans kids in California to use the bath room and change rooms of their gender identity, not assigned sex.
Source: THE AGE

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