Lost in today

Apr 24
  • Nephew: Star Wars was in Captain America's list of things to see right? Is he going to watch all six? He's going to find out that Nick Fury is a Jedi.

jk-im-god-as-fuck:

5 year old Robert Downey Jr. in his first role.

Robert has no regrets.

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Apr 23

bisexualclara:

theladyserket:

today is bisexual awareness day. be aware of bisexuals. they are out there, and they are dangerous.

#*comes out of the shadows rhythmically snapping*

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gonna get tha booty

gonna get tha booty

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oiruman:

ufoattack:

oiruman:

i am kind of sad ok

image

this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck

thank you

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mindpalce:

mindpalce:

huntereve18:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

mildly-intoxicated:

my favourite picture on tumblr ever

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF 22 AND I SAID “TOOTY TWO” OUT LOUD AT 4AM OH GOD

Threety three

Fourty four

I have realized my mistake

mindpalce:

mindpalce:

huntereve18:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

mildly-intoxicated:

my favourite picture on tumblr ever

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF 22 AND I SAID “TOOTY TWO” OUT LOUD AT 4AM OH GOD

Threety three

Fourty four

I have realized my mistake

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lollians:

f-aint:

I want to talk to you but my face

I think you just summarized Phantom of the Opera.

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Apr 21

“When did my personality become 17% eyebrows?” My quote of the night - I really have no idea what’s wrong with me. (via themadcaptain)

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virtuallysmutstuck:

Please take a moment to imagine Death the Kid trying to play Tetris.

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annabellioncourt:

plz-no:

Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made

Actually one of my teachers watched every single version of Romeo and Juliet with the original text in front of him to prove that this was the worst version, but to his great dismay its the most accurate film adaptation of it, with the lines closest to the original text and most similar stage direction and relayed emotions.

He proceeded to show it to us in class.

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Apr 20

battorose:

I say potato, you also say potato.  We say potato in unison, surprised, laughing slightly, though we are a bit uncomfortable.  Potato, we repeat, slowly, erratically, but mirroring each other perfectly, but then louder and swifter, faster and faster, until we are screaming with almost authoritative, almost religious anger: POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO!!  Until sobbing, we sink to our knees, We whisper to each other in the vast emptiness, gently, our sobbing truths, potato, potato, as the tears run down our cheeks, we nod to each other, and move away.  Others must know.  Others must speak, and hear.

Buy Lay’s Chips.


womanistgamergirl:

Dude.
Denny’s is calling out Coachella.
Dude.
Dude.
Denny’s dude. Wow.

womanistgamergirl:

Dude.

Denny’s is calling out Coachella.

Dude.

Dude.

Denny’s dude. Wow.

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buzzfeed:

asgardreid:

boyfriendhook:

In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER

Did the Tyrells bring Starbucks to King’s Landing?

Jaime Lannister shows up 15 minutes late with Starbucks and a gold hand.

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