when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires
An extra hour in the ballpit! Alriiight!
I CAN HEAR HER
great. so the strep-throaty thing I have is starting to move to my lungs. Looks like I may actually need to see a doctor soon.
An advanced Muggle Studies class delving into popular Muggle culture like television shows and internet memes.
Muggleborns take it just so they can stay caught up with Doctor Who.
that one character you would literally die for to protect if they were real
The first time you rode a horse that just went faster every time you pulled the reins.
a lot of people talk like capitalism is necessary to have innovation and I just think of all the brilliant and creative people I know who spend all of their time and energy worrying about how they’re going to have a roof over their heads and food to eat. capitalism doesn’t drive innovation, it stifles it and shackles it to the endlessly wasteful machinery of exploitation.
some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”
wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”
"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"