I say potato, you also say potato. We say potato in unison, surprised, laughing slightly, though we are a bit uncomfortable. Potato, we repeat, slowly, erratically, but mirroring each other perfectly, but then louder and swifter, faster and faster, until we are screaming with almost authoritative, almost religious anger: POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATO!! Until sobbing, we sink to our knees, We whisper to each other in the vast emptiness, gently, our sobbing truths, potato, potato, as the tears run down our cheeks, we nod to each other, and move away. Others must know. Others must speak, and hear.
Buy Lay’s Chips.
HOW DO PEOPLE READ WITH THE SLEEVE ON THE HARD COVER BOOK?! i JUST CAN’T
IDK I JUST FEEL WEIRD WHEN ITS NOT ON
I JUST FEEL SO MUCH MORE RELAXED WHEN THE BOOK’S NOT WEARING CLOTHES TO IMPRESS ME. JUST THE HARD BOOK IN MY HANDS
THIS JUST GOT SEXUAL REALLY QUICKLY
While you wait for the waiter,
in that moment
do you not become the waiter
this website goes from saying the sound a car makes is nyoom to deep philosophical questions so fast it gives me whiplash
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
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what even IS american culture
it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value
i don’t get it
this might just be the most accurate discription of america ever